Rated "R" blog?!?!?!

That's right folks, my illustrious little corner of the Internet requires adult supervision if you are under 17. So without further adue please click here should you find my blog offensive or if you are under 17 years of age (21 in some areas).

There is apparently a site that will rate your blog according to keywords in its content, this method is being ditched by all of the major SPAM fighting companies as it is widely known to be the least reliable method known to man, short of simply guessing that is. if you would like to rate your site (or the site of another) go here.

Are you back? Good. Now, let me explain. The instances of the word death, kill, dead and the like are referring to FLEAS!!!!! Oh my goodness! He wants to kill fleas! Someone call Homeland Security! Someone must protect the blood sucking, life stealing, disease ridden insects in his home! Quick, get me the militant arm of PETA on the phone! Don't worry flea brethren, you will be safe soon. No wretched human will harm a single hair on your useless body, not as long as I can do anything about it....to the stupid-mobile!!!!! (dun na la na nuh nuh nuh nuh)

(Announcer's voice)
We join our heroes as they speed towards the home of a dastardly villain, a villain who is feared not only by respectable society but also other villains. This evil doer is massacring animals by the hundreds, nay the thousands! Then, he disposes of the carcasses as if they were common household garbage! Oh the humanity! But worry not, our heroes, Stupid-is and Stupid-does, are on the case! Hang on fleas!

(cut back to reality)
***pointing finger and laughing at ridiculous rating site***
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid....